God, there really is no escaping the Jersey Shore. Game developers MEDL Mobile created a 8-bit, beat’em-up-inspired video game featuring the show’s coolest personality, Pauly D, which takes you onto the infamous boardwalk and has you fighting off hordes of “buzz-kill executives” trying to stop the reality show. If that sounds absolutely absurd, then the fact that you can perform GTL (Gym, Tanning, and Laundry) activities in the game will have you reeling. As huge fans of old school brawlers like River City Ransom and Double Dragon, we’re curious to check it out. And we know you’re all thinking the same. Android users can download Pauly D’s Beat That Boardwalk over at the Android Market for $1.00. Read the full description below.
SLOW YOUR ROLL – Beat That Boardwalk is bumpin’ out with DJ PAULY D!
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FIRE UP THAT TANNING BED AND BREAK OUT THE HAIRGEL! DJ Pauly D is here with a ton of fistpumpin’ fun.
• DJ Pauly D character!
• Expansive stages with rotating night and day!
• Mini-bosses!
• 3 lives per level!
• Jump command!
• Unlockable achievements!
Even take the party overseas with the Italy in-app upgrade!
• All new scenery!
• Italy-only feature: speed things up with the scooter!
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BOMB THE BOARDWALK!
Maneuver DJ Pauly D down Jersey’s bumpin’ boardwalk, scoring points, pizza and babes! Keep’em alive through waves of brawny bros that try to bring the beatdown! Steer clear of fugly grenades that want to ruin the night! Dodge hordes of buzz-kill executives that try to stop the show!
BOARDWALKERS, MUSIC AND BLING!
Keep DJ Pauly D going strong by collecting gold chains, boom boxes and head phones. Use his mad game on the Garden-State girlies to score more points and get some boardwalk love!
PUMP IRON TO ACTIVATE JUICEHEAD MODE!
Hit up the gym to kick DJ Pauly D into JUICEHEAD mode, letting him plow through enemies like a grenade at the buffet!
STOP AND TAKE TAN!
Tanning salons keep DJ Pauly D from becoming DANGEROUSLY PALE! Pale skin costs you precious points and party time. Keep an eye on the complexion meter so you’ll know when to bronze up.
LAUNDROMATS KEEP YOU LOOKIN’ FLY!
Stop at the Laundromat or DJ Pauly D will go from stud to dud! Stay fresh to score more points and keep the night on fire!
