The 12 Worst Happy Madison Films of All Time

8. Paul Blart: Mall Cop

Hey look: It’s the guy from The King of Queens in a movie about an overweight mall cop that must save the shopping district from a gang of criminals. This has classic written all over it. Right? Ha. Anyone can see how a rent-a-cop’s dedication to his underwhelming job can be quite hilarious, but Kevin James’ elephantine stunts and over-the-top physical humor quickly labeled him the poor man’s Chris Farley. That’s not much to brag about.

7. Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star

Let’s be honest here, the last good film David Spade starred in was Disney’s The Emperor’s New Groove. And that was voiceover work. Seriously though, who isn’t familiar with the tale of an overworked child star that grows up to be an utter Hollywood failure? You’ll find more laughs watching VH1’s Celebrity Rehab than seeing Spade’s character share the same tiresome and unadulterated sarcasm towards the likes of other child-star F’ups like Leif Garrett, Dustin Diamond, and Todd Bridges. Even with the exorbitant amount of random cameos, and having the hot Alyssa Milano as the female lead, Dickie Roberts is a vehicle for endless dirty jokes that couldn’t even get a rise out of Andrew Dice Clay. Oh!