Get real. Don Cheadle wouldn’t give up a huge Marvel payday to play the tree-hugging superhero. But dude has no problem putting together a short parody based on the popular 90s cartoon sitcom for Funny or Die. If you ever wanted to see Captain Planet spew out profanities and spazz on those dorky Planeteers, Cheadle delivers the laughs. “The power is mine, bitches!” LOL!