The 12 Worst Happy Madison Films of All Time

4. Joe Dirt

David Spade as an idiot hillbilly janitor that searches for his parents, who abandoned him at the Grand Canyon as a baby? Really? Dude can barely pass himself off as a sex symbol in real life without flaunting his TV credentials and high-salary pay towards any hot woman that steps his way. We couldn’t figure out which was worst: the ridiculous wig mullet or the script. Aside from the horrible plot and character development, the only viewing pleasure here is Brittany Daniel as the Daisy-Duke laced southern belle. Dennis Miller says it best in the trailer: “What’s the story here? I’m a white trash idiot.” We only call it like we see it.

3. Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo

Schneider practically struck Hollywood fool’s gold when the first Deuce Bigelow garnered a faithful following and became a box office smash, pulling in $92 million in the states (even with horrendous reviews). So it was a no-brainer, six years later, to bring everyone’s fictional gigolo back for a superfluous sequel that placed him in Europe to sell his “mangina” to more freakish and undesirable women. Thumbs up on that one guys. Seriously. Unfortunately, whatever wanton and gross-out laughs’ Schneider was attempting to sell wasn’t worth the $10, or free admission, to sit through this calamity. Newsflash people: Rob Schneider isn’t funny.