The 12 Worst Happy Madison Films of All Time

6. The Benchwarmers

This sports comedy brings together three grown losers who make up for missed childhood opportunities by forming a three-player (yes, three-player) baseball team to compete against legitimate little league squads. Are you surprised by the end results? We weren’t. The only laughs found here were from Spade’s sissy, Jewish mom-like haircut and Schneider’s attempt at some emotional acting. Saddest part, Napoleon Dynamite one-hit-wonder, Jon Heder, made his co-stars look like Oscar nominees with his dunce-esque appearance. If there was ever a reason to revisit your childhood aspirations—this isn’t one of them.

5. The Master of Disguise

Dana Carvey’s responsible for some of the greatest impersonations ever done on television during his 90s stint on Saturday Night Live. Yet somehow he made his way onto this crapper about an expert disguise wiz with inherited powers that transform him into dozens of characters, saving his parents from an evil smuggler. In the end, it just seems like a haphazard attempt at spy comedy featuring one too many embarrassing and uneventful impressions.