It’s quite embarrassing to be apart of a country where the government can’t even pay its own employees. Go USA, huh? Now comes reports from BBC indicating that the most popular tech giant in the world, Apple, practically has more money than the US government. The Cupertino Clan’s latest financial results have them ranked at $76.4bn, while recent figures have the US Treasury working with $73.7bn (£45.3bn). Since that’s the case, and considering the nation’s huge debt troubles, we should elect Steve Jobs as our next president. That or Secretary of the Treasury.