“First of all…I’m not a life guard. Never was!” It’s pretty hilarious watching David Hasselhoff spoof himself in the Piranha sequel. But that’s crumbs in comparison to Gary Busey biting the head of a killer fish or Ving Rhames pulling out his new gun-legs. Can’t wait to check out the red band trailer. In the meantime, keep yourself entertained with some extra double D shots, bad acting, and creepy Christopher Lloyd gibberish with the latest trailer for Piranha 3DD. Film hits theaters sometime 2012.